thursday, may 31, 2001
this is a great
david foster wallace article published in harper's about dictionaries and usage wars and the "seamy underbelly" thereof. it is very entertaining: it is david foster wallace. brought to you by the intrepid metascene.

tuesday, may 29, 2001
everybody wants to know how your weekend was after a long holiday weekend. and so: mine was quite modest, in that i a) did not leave the city and b) was at a bit of a loose end at times. i set small goals for myself, and yet it seems kind of productive on paper: i got shiny party pants, a couple t-shirts and a pile of underwear, a yankees visor (!! i don't know what got into me) ...

... and, after sending record-store-hating holly and nate on a red herring trip to daffy's, a whole bunch of compact discs. what else...found my local community garden open for the first time...

... renewed my determination to finish "infinite jest," saw a few local bands at the ridiculously convenient mercury lounge, plus the only event that warranted a mention in the ol' datebook (drum roll please)...

rhett miller! this show was a little more folky than usual, i would say. here's a setlist. i must say rhett did not play my favorite songs on this night, so i decided to let him have the pleasure of my company backstage after the show. he actually leapt to his feet when i appeared. i have a picture of us which shall be distributed on a need-to-know basis. there is this, though, for public consumption:

oh! but i must say that more even than rhett, i was blown away by this cute little brooklyn kid, ben kweller. he's like a young beck. looks about 12, plays his heart out on the acoustic guitar, piano, and harmonica...such catchy little ditties! and such huggy love between him and rhett! i even bought his CD, which contains a radically great reworking of a particular vanilla ice hit. and his website is so very cute, too. this is him:

friday, may 25, 2001
i'm afraid i have nothing but randomness for you today. let's start it off, shall we? me bored in my room at 10:30 p.m.:

without punctuation, all is chaos. this corner of the universe, you see, desperately needs a slash:

weirdness on the subway platform the other morning: above the new david byrne on the headphones, i hear a sonorous voice talking sort of preacher-style. i locate the source, a normal-looking guy with a rolled knit cap and a leather jacket with a fake-fur collar, and hear "a real man doesn't need women....women [blah blah blah, miss this part] ... spawn." at once amused and angry, i glance around and several women are giving him the evil eye. i turned down the volume to listen more, because how often do you hear this kind of vitriolic hatred of an entire gender? and if this guy is going to the trouble of publicly espousing his views i might as well listen, at least for a second, and give him the evil eye too (or maybe the finger), even if it does make me feel strangely vulnerable. but he moved down the platform and i couldn't hear any more, and once he got on the train he shut up. i was kind of disappointed. but my thirst for deviant viewpoints was satisfied somewhat when i got to the broadway-lafayette station. apparently someone worships a being called Big D:

thursday, may 24, 2001
after watching the buffy finale last night,
eileen and i were both incredulous and kind of disappointed. i won't spoil it for anyone who hasn't seen it yet (it is quite momentous) but here are some clues to next season from joss whedon.

who's your inner rock star? it said mine was britney spears, and i was horrified, so i went back and changed some answers; now it's bjork and i feel much, much better.

pretty stunning news from washington, huh?

wednesday, may 23, 2001
i have pictures from last night when i accidentally clocked holly in the face with a ceramic figurine. today she is wearing purple eyeshadow: ha! but i forgot my camera (damn!) so i can't self-indulgently post them. i guess some of you might see this as good news. tomorrow, though!

ange is talking about lobster rolls and now i'm dying for one, having only on my recent trip to cape cod been introduced to their existence. a new mayonnaise-based salad is enough to rock my world, oh yes.

as president of the unofficial nyc old 97s fan club, i must urge all existing and potential members to make your reservations now (if you have not already done so) for the rhett miller show at fez on monday, because it will sell out, and you will be sorry. which reminds me: i have an extra ticket for the placebo/idlewild show that night at irving plaza (rhett miller trumps british glam-rock and, though less decisively, scottish pop-punk). if you want it, speak.

this is a funny story on the words that are banned at certain magazines. if i were editor in chief i would ban "moniker" (ugh!), "equal parts [x and y]," and "finely tuned."

tuesday, may 22, 2001
new
fugazi album out in september! and in july, i will make my 2nd DVD purchase: the fugazi documentary "instrument."

monday, may 21, 2001
it seems, further, that there are only two cats left next door. a not-too-crazy cat lady was spied taking them, and i went down to interrogate her. hee. seems she had already taken the daddy cat pictured below (i never said i could tell feline sexes) along with two other kitties last night. tonight she succeeded in snaring a little black-and-white kitty. she was about to get an additional black-and-white kitty (which i kind of wanted to see because it was a trap rather than a carrier, and it would probably snap shut behind him, right, and i kind of wanted to see how that would work) but was interrupted by a really messed up guy who staggered over and began inefficiently kicking all her crap out of the way, half-full can of kitty food rolling down the sidewalk toward the gutter, while she kind of watched and adjusted the position of her crap where necessary to accommodate him, only really interjecting when he seemed to be off with the empty trap ("uh, sir?"). i, meanwhile, having retreated a little to my doorway and not wishing to witness what is about to go down, can only laugh at the situation. the guy eventually staggered off, as they all do.

anyway, the upshot of this is that she ended up leaving the momma cat and a black-and-white kitty she estimated at 5 months old. and since i do feel geographically responsible for these cats in a way, i must send it out to the pita readers of the greater nyc area: kitties for pick-up! this woman is going to have the daddy neutered and tested and give the kitties to bide-a-wee (um? weird name!) and leave a flyer on my door about the other two. or something. i had grown a bit tired of the situation by the time i went back inside, to be honest. but i know where there are really cute cats so if anyone wants...especially if anyone wants an adult kitty, b/c they're harder for places to adopt out and it kind of presents a moral situation for the rescuer....um. okay.

it seems that a family of cats has moved into the construction pit next door. saturday night i counted three adults and three kitties, possibly more. they look pretty healthy, all told. i wonder how they ended up there. perhaps recently abandoned? if i didn't think one cat was enough, and if i wasn't afraid of staggering vet bills, i would rescue one. i don't know if they'll still be there tonight, because the workers were back on site this morning. look how cute they are:


this looked like the momma cat. very friendly.


desperate for love, kitties want to come out and play!


this is the one i would steal.

very good interview with rivers cuomo of weezer that i picked up from josh. "simple pages" off the new album must be among the greatest songs ever written.

i watched a lot of movies this weekend, including part of lock, stock and two smoking barrels. now, i am desperate to know: does anybody remember that bass riff that recurs several times in the film? who does that? i must know. it's so killer. and the answer does not leap out at me from looking at the soundtrack. other movies i saw that i could stand to sit through to the end of:

startup.com: documentary tracing the birth and downfall of an internet company. especially in these busted dotcom times, not necessarily a dull subject, but here, yeah. of the two founders, one is an icky goldman sachs refugee who works out a lot and doesn't know how to treat his girlfriend, and the other is a boring dad type with no backbone. the film spends too much time on the "drama" and not enough time explaining what is actually happening. the whole thing was shot on digital video and looks it. i would say filmmaking skills not so good. but oddly watchable nonetheless, so perhaps that is success. still, i'm glad i didn't have to pay for this one (thanks nate).

the cruise: another documentary, this one about an nyc tour bus guide/poet/philosopher who aims to change the lives of the people who get on his double decker bus. he's a fascinating character: eccentric (insane?), hilarious, tragic, and seemingly (almost?) happy. shot in black and white with a hand-held camera, featuring gorgeous views of the city and a totally unique worldview. now this is good filmmaking.

the bicycle thief: props to betsy for inviting me to this, and for the revelation that she received a grant to study italian neorealist film for a summer. a sweet, sad classic shown as part of the "bicycle festival" at anthology film archives.

sunday, may 20, 2001
this stunning piece puts the prospect of a
hollywood strike in a larger social context. it is not good (the context, i mean. not the essay, which is really really good and you should read it).

other things in the times magazine that i'm mentioning here to mark them for future reading are this story on the porn industry autuers and maybe this one about the trial of kathleen soliah/sara jane olsen and the symbionese liberation army.

friday, may 18, 2001
i am so glad that after friday i will never have to endure that
smirking bitch on cnn anymore. lynne russell is the only news anchor i've ever really hated (the only one i've ever really loved being cutiepie pat kiernan), and i am happy to see her go! always sneering at me like i'm dumb. according to the story guys found this sexy (?!!).

review kids, can you believe it?? when betsy reported that there had been a melee at our favorite college watering hole, i did not realize that it was closing for renovations, with the aim of opening as a more upscale-like restaurant: our beloved deer park, all tattered curtains, sticky floors, and stopped-up toilets! (well no need to wax nostalgic on the plumbing, i guess.) i really don't know what i would do if i had to spend an extended period in newark without the deer park. hopefully the plan will fail and it will remain as divey as ever. but what if it doesn't, and i never got to say goodbye? and more important, never bought a t-shirt?

oh kiddies....guess who's playing at fez memorial day? go on, guess!

what is up with this cold, gray friday? how depressing. but it means i feel like a movie. maybe a skip-out-of-work-early movie. but i have no idea what's out. suggestions? or any words at all?

thursday, may 17, 2001
metalcore for the masses? i recall thinking "unlistenable" when paul first gave me a god forbid tape, and i have never dared revisit it, but then that was once my ignorant opinion of fugazi, too. confession: recently i stole a god forbid hoodie sweatshirt from paul's room at home. sorry paul!

apparently the x-files will not die a graceful death. so sad.


soon i will investigate the "night" setting on the cam.


kitchen window view. fascinating, huh?

anyone who's lived alone will be able to appreciate this.

new album from depeche mode finds them "trading in the cache of self-righteous angst for the glowing warmth of quiet desperation." or so says werde. but you know, when i link to these washington post pieces, my favorite thing is the little number they have at the bottom that i can call and hear a "sound bite." this one did not make me want to rush out and buy a new depeche mode album, but it did kill 30 seconds or so.

funny fake exchange between warring publicists: apparently hell hath no fury like j. lo's magical butt.

*spike, to the scooby gang, in this week's beyond-fabulous buffy

tuesday, may 15, 2001
so i just spent a good portion of today's surf-time reading the
only half-true michael stipe profile in esquire brought to my attention by magazine queen betsy. and while it made me laugh once, early on, and was somewhat entertaining, and it's kind of cool that you can only get the annotated version (telling you which parts of the article are true and which parts are made up) on the web, i really don't think it was worth my time. the only interesting thing was when r.e.m.'s laywer said, "We'll be happy if it sells a few more copies than the last one. Frankly, we're not even sure if there's a market for this kind of thing anymore." isn't that sad? so even though the new album is described here as "buoyant," and even though i fear that the single "imitation of life" could be the "shiny happy people" of 2001, and even though i don't like that people are saying this is r.e.m. "back to their old selves" or whatever (because, you know, i loved their newer selves), i am of course going to buy reveal, out today along with the new weezer album. this makes it a good day. also: did you know michael stipe finally admitted he's gay?

monday, may 14, 2001

yankees kicked some serious baltimore ass friday night. it was like 14-4 or something. muchas gracias a eileen for the tix!

leanne has hot, sweaty, sexy pictures from the old 97s in-store in SF...yum.

sunday, may 13, 2001
web-existential angst gone. whew! call your mother.

saturday, may 12
weirdness: my page pretending to be
this one. and jami's turned into a movie-reviews site. wtf, i say to myself. i stare and wonder and hit reload. little brain cannot compute. decide to write about it on web page, logging on in blind faith that page still exists. and see this:

Hello there catwoman!
NEWS: If you are using AOL and are seeing the wrong page where yours should be, it is NOT us, AOL is just using really screwed up proxy servers lately. I am working on a workaround as we speak, but running into a few snags. But just so you know, your page IS still there, AOL is just showing you the wrong one (nerdy explanation: AOL have changed some of their proxy servers to cache based on the IP rather than the hostname, which is 100% ridiculous and stupid). I ran into this exact same problem a few weeks ago with Diaryland.com which I also run, and had it fixed quickly, but I am having a wee bit of trouble getting that workaround to work on Pitas. Soon though!

that was/is some very weird shit. i have no idea what it means. cue keanu *whoa*.

friday, may 11, 2001
mmm, tabloid news. sometimes ya gotta love it.
slaughter on seventh avenue. caught this on fox 5 news last night and kind of enjoyed the dropped-jaw feeling. is that sick and wrong?

sure to be as big as "how to dance properly" so i might as well link it now: how to impress your date.

thursday, may 10, 2001
do any of my fans out there have a tape of tuesday's buffy? if we don't get to see it
eileen and i are making a suicide pact. our vcr's are possessed.

dispatch from holly: "maybe i too can have boobies."

for when you see that beck lookalike on the f train but fear and social politics prevent you from striking up a conversation: hey you it's me. although you'll die an old maid before the site loads....

i bet a lot of girls can relate to paranoidgirl.net. i know i can. [via mad orange fools]

twang, fire, depression. will i ever stop linking to old 97s articles? only time will tell.

wednesday, may 9, 2001
so only two people wrote to say they liked the story of
ho dog. angela is the coolest of all y'all. she even wants to see *more* of ho dog's adventures! too bad ho dog is dead.

interview with the new pornographers, the indie "supergroup" that includes neko case. their album? mass romantic? it is one of the handful of truly great cd's i've heard in the last few months. it is glorious: full of huge hooks and changes and choruses and everything i need in my music. just chockful of great songs that will be featured on many mix tapes to come. it makes me very, very happy. i bought it on jami's recommendation, and if you're the type to do that, i want you to buy it on mine.

scientist tries to show that it is possible for "highly motivated" gays to reverse their orientation. uh, nice try. completely bunkytown. (won't you take me to...?) i also love the definition of "good heterosexual functioning."

what are they smoking over there at the times? in one sunday they print yet another unnecessary dave eggers story (he's not even cute!) AND a story in which they seem to think that the onion staff could be part of the nyc media elite. the onion! is it really that surprising that they resemble my college newspaper colleagues? which is not to say i don't want to hang out with them, but i damn well know we're not going to be hanging at lotus.

little missy linked to this thomas pynchon site, which looks so insanely comprehensive and great i just can't even deal right now. kind of reminds me of reading his books, i guess.

tuesday, may 8, 2001
original content (aren't you psyched?!), in the form of a Special Photographic Feature: it's the story of
ho dog. people like my mom might not want to look. there is an additional disclaimer but i'll just let you read it when you get there. essentially, you might have had to be there, but if you like the story of ho dog please tell me so eileen and i can know. not that we worked so hard on it, but we did have fun with it and would like to know who our kindred spirits are. thank you please drive through.

monday, may 7, 2001
here, despite my urge to lay low today, a sampling of pics from this weekend at
eileen's house on cape cod, or as the kids say, "the cape." tomorrow there will be an extra-special treat.

friday, may 4, 2001
love fametracker's
survivor coverage, especially the tina bit. [via fresh hell]

rhett miller says some stuff. like:

"It's a weird life. You're either schlepping to the van or you're giving kids an excuse to get sloppy drunk and go home with each other. In the midst of it all, you've got to hope that you are connecting with some people or providing some kind of soundtrack they can relate to that makes them feel not so alone. You've got to find little flashes of nobility amongst all the ignoble crud that makes up this lifestyle."

i think i need to speak with him. did i mention old 97s, june 15, irving plaza? you should really be there. i mean that. i want everyone i know to go. is that possible? will you go?

saw the promise ring last night, and now i don't ever need to again. love the bouncy pop songs on record, could not stand the lead singer's bouncy movements. too much shoulder shrugging. and head wagging. i found it really ridiculous. but they did play "jersey shore" so i guess i was happy. tonight it's back to the rock. i hope i'm ready.

thing that is wrong: the mcdonald's on broadway and 51st, which opens at 10 a.m., does not "do" breakfast. !! mcdonald's sux, all right.

thursday, may 3, 2001
florida
shuts the barn door.

good mindless time-waster: the hero machine. but why does mine look so gay?

oh man, is this nasty. 75 percent of manhattan supermarkets are pretty much disgusting. we're talking layers of slime, "rodent-defiled" potato chips, dead mouse bodies, hanging goat carcasses ... and the list goes on. is your grocery one of the 10 grossest? o for the bright shining supermarkets of suburbia.

the kid and i made a most serendipitous discovery last night: did you know there's an arcade in chinatown with old-school games like ms. pacman, centipede (my favorite!), and galaga, plus new, slightly weird versions of gauntlet and pacman, and also crazy dancing games, pinball, etc.?? so fun!

wednesday, may 2, 2001
every year, the british army pays for "approximately a dozen"
female soldiers' breast implants. i simply say: !!

good, long interview with the editors of blender, the new music mag from the publisher of maxim. i'm still kind of curious to see it (hundreds of reviews per issue), but it doesn't sound that exciting to me at all. do i want to see covers of faith hill and limp bizkit? noooooooo i do not.

yesterday i thought about telling you that aaron sorkin also had crack, that ru-486 can be effective in treating psychotic depression, that holly p. has written a fine piece of journalism that may help you in your swimsuit shopping... but i just wasn't feeling it. and sometimes no update at all is better than a lame update. i will try harder today. stay tuned.

the new york observer asks the question, are magazine editors hot or not? and i'm sorry, but jane pratt just looks scary in that picture.

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